…………………….THOUGHT FOR THE DAY…………………….
THEN THE LITTLE CHILDREN WERE BROUGHT TO
HIM THAT HE MIGHT PUT HIS HANDS ON THEM AND
PRAY, BUT THE DISCIPLES REBUKED THEM. BUT
JESUS SAID, “LET THE LITTLE CHILDREN COME TO
ME, AND DO NOT FORBID THEM, FOR OF SUCH IS
THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN.” AND HE LAID HIS
HANDS ON THEM AND DEPARTED FROM THERE.
( MATTHEW 19:13-15 *NJKV )
Now it is well known how much Jesus loves little
children, so today I will share with you a message that I
have received from one of our Brothers in Christ. For we know
that out of the mouths of babes’ come amazing things!
Now if you know the Bible – even a little – you’ll find this
hilarious! It comes from a Christian elementary school;
kids were asked questions about the Old & New Testaments.
Hopefully, this was a Kindergarten Class!
The following statements about the Bible were written by
the children; they have not been retouched or corrected
(i.e. incorrect spelling has been left in etc.)
1. In the first book of the bible, Guinesis, God got
tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.
2. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah’s
wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the
5. Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray
by a Jezebel like Delilah.
6. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the
Apostles.
7. Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made
unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients
8. The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.
Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten
ammendments.
9. The first commandment was when Eve told adam to eat
the apple.
10. Moses died before he ever reaches Canada. Then Joshua
led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
11. The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told
his son to stand still and they obeyed him.
12. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.
He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who
lived in Biblical times.
13 Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700
porcupines.
14. When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she
sang the Magna Carta.
15. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived,
they found Jesus in the manager.
16. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate
contraption.
17. St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head.
18. Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do
one to others before they do one to you. He also
explained, a man doth not live by sweat alone.
19. It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and
managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
20. The people who followed the lord were called the 12
decibels.
21. The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
22. One of the opossums was St. Matthew who was also a
taximan.
23. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy
acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
24. Christians have only one spouse. This is called
monotony.
Dr. Lowell & Judy Mason,
OPERATION WeCARE, inc.
American International Ministries, inc
P.O. Box 1195 – Joplin, Missouri 64802
Read our website: www.lowellmason.com
Your contribution to either corporation is appreciated.
PRAY FOR AMERICA.
